“YES I AM ACTUALLY LEGITAMATELY RUNNING. BECAUSE OF THE JOHN FREEDOM “CHARACTER” IT MAY LOOK LIKE A JOKE, BUT I GENUINELY PLAN ON WINNING THE WHITE HOUSE AND HELPING AMERICA & THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. RRRAGGHH!!!!!

“NO MATTER HOW LONG IT MAY TAKE US, IT WILL BE DELIVERED. AS OF NOW IN JAN 2025 I’M CURRENTLY NEW TO ONLINE SELLING SO JUST BEAR WITH THE PROCESS. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO EVEN RECEIVE UPDATES ON THE STATUS OF YOUR ORDER IF YOU LOOK, WHO KNOWS THOUGH, HAHAHA!!”

“I AM NOT YET SURE, BUT WHOEVER MY PICK WILL BE WILL BE A VERY AMERICAN INDIVIDUAL, ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME AT LEAST.”

“TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST, I AM NEITHER. I AM AN AMERICAN. AND THAT’S WHAT I AM RUNNING AS TO GET TO THE WHITE HOUSE! When the year comes, I will probably actually have to pick a party to get elected, and I will keep you guys updated. But I am running in COMMON SENSE. MORE INFO IN THE ABOUT ME! GOD BLESS!”

“Excuse me? I um, John Freedom doesn’t have the answer for that one.”

“Yes.”

These rumors HAVE BEEN SPREAD BY THOSE LOOKING TO TEAR ME DOWN! For one, MEN CAN’T GET PREGNANT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN AM I PREGNANT?!? TWO: AS OF 2025 I AM NOT BALD BUT I IMAGINE EVENTUALLY I WILL BECOME THE BALD EAGLE. AND NO I AM STRAIGHT. BUT HECK YEAH GAYMEN! (inside joke) I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH GAY PEOPLE, WHY WOULD I?! THEY CAN DO THEIR THING, THATS CALLED FREEDOM. SAME THING WITH ALL THE LGBTQ+. But lord almighty, forgive me for using your name. The amount of people that have drawn me as a bald, pregnant, gay femboy is SICKENING! I AM NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS!!! GRRRRAAAGAGAGGHHHHGAAGH!!!

THERE IS NO FAVORITE STATE OF MINE. You want to know WHY?! BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL MY FAVORITE. GOD BLESS ALL 50 OF OUR GLORIOUS STATES, AND WHO KNOWS, THERE MIGHT BE MORE TO COME! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Yknow buddy, it goes without saying, that the level of my Patriotism, my love of country, is simply IMMEASURABLE. When you go ahead and look up Patriotism, or even America itself for that matter, it’s probably a big ol’ fat picture of MY FACE! THERE IS NOT EVEN SUCH A THING AS A COMPETITION.