Yes. I am actually running for President of the United States in 2040. Many have been quick to doubt my intentions because of my name, because of some of the entertaining content I make online, or because of the initial launch of this campaign not being something with that much seriousness. Today, I’m here to assure you: I love my country, I have done extensive research and planning on this, and it’s what I deeply desire to do. I intend to be not just the President, but your President in 2040.

For specific issues and all platform questions, move on over to the ‘My Platform’ section.

I don’t particularly think of myself and this campaign with a rigid title of right wing, left wing, or even centrist. I’m a person with their own set of beliefs that is some left, some right, some middle- and I want to do what’s best for the average American citizen, and carry out their views as well. I will be aligning most likely with one of the big two parties down the line- depending on which one I can see myself aligning with more- but as of now I find strong unappeal in both. The idea of my own party is nice, and I would love it to be possible, but is not part of my realistic timeline planning, and more likely than not you’ll see me join one of these two later on as a non-partisan candidate.

I am not sure yet, this among other cabinet decisions have not been picked as I would base electing leaders on talent- not affection or loyalty as some do today. Ahem. But in all seriousness, I have received many requests and unfortunately my answer to all of them is no. For all cabinet picks and the pick of the Vice President, it’s something I’ll be waiting to do much later.

Haha! Well, that I’m not sure of. I’ve dated around, haven’t found the one, but if I do I’ll update this. I can also assure you all that I’m straight.

Is that even a question? Why’d you hit this? I’m as American as AMERICAN gets! I love this country to no end, and I would die for it if it came to it.

Over the course of months, orders have shipped lightning quick. Should there be any problems, reach out to me and my team over email. Returns are not guaranteed. We hope you enjoy the merchandise, parade it ever proud in 2040!

If I were to somehow be able to run earlier, despite 2040 being the time I’ll be old enough to run- I would consider hard launching the campaign internationally earlier, but I expect that won’t happen.

If winds didn’t blow in my favor, and I were to be defeated in 2040, or not even get onto the ballot- I would honorably accept defeat in that race, but it would not be the end of my struggle. If things have not shaped out in our favor by that point, it’s 2044, 2048, 2052, or beyond. This is my dream, and I will not let the mere obstacle of time stop this movement. That being said, I have planned all of this out, and I firmly believe I will have a serious shot of gaining a serious prominence and a primary position come the year of 2040, especially with your help. Stay tuned, I’ll see you then! But for now, over and out.