First Official 'John Freedom 2040' Campaign Hat - January 2025
HELLO THERE MY NAME IS JOOOHN FREEDOM, and yes I am the real, JOOOHN FREEDOM. For today's Freedom Friday, enjoy a ONE-OF-A-KIND JOHN FREEDOM 2040 HAT. Built in with Liberty and Freedom, this hat will be sure to knock the sadness out of your day and replace it with Star-Spangled Patriotism. This is the first hat made for my political campaign, and all funds will go straight into my Campaign Fund savings account. For the low price of $17.76, pick yours up TODAY!
.Materials: 100% bio-washed chino twill (hat), 100% faux leather (patch)
.COMES IN SIX AMERICAN COLORS OF YOUR CHOICE!
.Unstructured, six-panel, low-profile
.Pre-curved bill
.GRAHHHHH!!!!
.Blank sourced from Bangladesh (Soon to be America)
.Please note: Hand-wash ONLY
TABLE BELOW USES AMERICAN IMPERIAL, NOT METRIC. METRIC SHOULD BE ABOLISHED ENTIRELY WHEN I AM PRESIDENT.
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Circumference, in | 23.82 |
| Crown height, in | 4.55 |
| Bill length, in | 2.76 |