First Official 'John Freedom 2040' T-Shirt - January 2025
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY PATRIOTS! My name is JOHN FREEDOM, and yes I am the real, JOHN FREEDOM. Today we have taken a step forward in our presidential ambitions, and created a political campaign WONDER WEAPON that you will be sure to consider buying. Like a war bond, all star-spangled funds from merchandise will go DIRECTLY to my Campaign Fund Account. THIS T-SHIRT has many features including: Making you feel more American and Patriotic, instantly turning you into a Freedom Fighter, making you crave oil, loss of knowledge about the metric system, increased realization that France isn't real, and so much more. Perfect for those who love Freedom and want to support a real presidential candidate.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
HERE IS A STAR-SPANGLED SIZE CHART. It comes in THREE colors and FIVE sizes. I think.
The system used is AMERICAN IMPERIAL.
AMERICAN Product features
- Shoulder tape for stabilization and prevention of stretching
- Without side seams for a more attractive look
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Fabric made from strong and smooth AMERICAN fibers, perfect for FREEDOM printing
- Made with 100% AMERICAN cotton for year-round comfort and durability
AMERICAN Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- DO NOT iron
- DO NOT dryclean